So here's the part where I admit that I couldn't write some of the prompts you all gave me. Mainly the crossover ones, which for some reason aren't gelling in my brain right now. But if it makes you feel any better, madame_d asked for Adam/JC porn in return for beta-ing 'Wizard Not Included' and I actually have an IDEA for it, so that will be forthcoming, whenever I actually sit down and write it.

But for now, enjoy these drabbles. Warnings: recreational drug use, alcohol, and my weak impression of Neil Lambert, whose awesomeness cannot be properly replicated.

01. coolwhipdiva asked for: "Kris/Adam, Slip & Slide"
( Aside from maybe going to church with Danny or fucking Joan Rivers, this is pretty much the last thing Adam wants to do. )

02. for wutendeskind: Adam/Kris - the night of Adam's (or Kris's) CD release party.
( He's like the slutty girl from Oklahoma who keeps going back to the guy who's no good for her, because apparently, Kris is just a girl who c'aint say no. )

03. iferion requested: "AI8 - Adam - cheerful like a cheerful thing"
( I hate to tell you this, but you cannot pull off a bikini, Lambert, and I seriously doubt your ability to convincingly show Western wear. )

04. _lisalisa_ asked: "Does a conversation between Adam and Neil count?" And I decided that it did.
( Hey, you big gay freak, it's me. Neil. Your awesome and insanely intelligent brother. )

05. leobrat requested: "Something JC/Chris-ish? Maybe? Set circa 2009?"
( Coffee is for closers. )

06. brighton_girl requested: "JuC...maybe a tease of your wedding planner or some happy/sappy stuff."
( Seekrit preview of Wedding AU fic. JC really would make an awesome cake artist. )

07. moonmelody requested: "Adam/Kris, shopping?"
( Plaid is officially banned. )

08. runzu requested: "Justin/Britney - Getting back to together (FO REALZ) 09"
( It's a brave new world, and Bitsy has to follow the rules. )

Um, you guys. There's a new Cheeks video. He wants to be famous. Like... green filters, one night in, well, Cheeks famous.


Original Video- More videos at TinyPic


It's funny. And yet. Also? I will be in my bunk. I am not ashamed to admit that.

ETA: HE TOTALLY DOES LOOK LIKE WINONA RYDER OMG.

ETA2: He's totally channeling Blair Waldorf, y/y? "It's disgusting.."

ETA3: NEW LINK, WORKING VIDEO.