(Sorry guys, I've had too much caffeine and I'm making a CD of Adam's stuff for my mom because she demanded it and she's driving her poor boyfriend crazy playing 'Mad World' over and over again. Forgive my randomness in this post.)

1. So, I didn't realize that my comment notifications for zebras4eva were going to my old email address. It took me two weeks to answer those comments, but if you left me a Dear Zebra comment over there, I did answer! I had to unscreen the comments to reply and so that you could read your replies... so please let me know if you want them re-screened after reading. There's a new post up right here so if you want advice, or just to write me a random Dear Zebra letter, go for it. Comments are screened, anon posting is on, ip tracking is off. And I will actually answer in a timely manner this time!

2. I did so much STUFF this weekend! I saw people. I left my house. It's kind of revolutionary for me. On Friday, I decided that I needed a breakfast taco, so I went to Magnolia with arielchan, puszysty, and mitcharf. It was fun. I feel like I talked too much because I was the only person who knew all three of them, but those are three people I feel like would get along, so you know. I'm a uniter! And stuff. Then arielchan and irish_cocktail came over and we watched Hedwig and Velvet Goldmine. I love those movies so fucking much. They are both in my top 5. Eventually, Mitch came over and brought us booze, and we discussed the acidic properties of Brendon Urie's come. Good times.

3. Then yesterday, I went to a July 4th bbq. I swam, I socialized, I ate a popsicle. Brian and I went to Mighty Fine Burger, which was very yummy, and we watched Hung, which was okay. Then I went to Mitch's with dazifudo and watched Tombstone, which is not in my top 5 but it's definitely in my top 10, and I really think there should be Doc Holliday/Johnny Ringo slash. I mean, COME ON. They speak Latin to each other. They would have the best hate sex ever.

4. So it was a busy weekend, and I got no writing done. Less than a month until stori_telling is due, and I need to get started like a week ago. EEP. I blame Cheeks. He needs to stop distracting me by wanting to write about him instead.

5. And finally, because a lot of people are friending me and a lot of them come from bandom, I feel like ( I need to address the giant pink elephant of stage gay wank. )

I know, tl;dr. I just felt like I needed to say that. I don't want anyone to feel weird or afraid to friend me because of that stuff. There are a few people I've been wanting to friend again that I've been hesitant about because of the wank, but I think, you know, I'm just going to do it. I trust myself a lot more now not to offend them like I did last time, and it would be pretty cool if we could be friends again.

Adam Lambert has secret alien powers of awesomeness to bring people together in the common cause of worshiping his fierceness. TRUFAX.

...because I can't go to the Tour. Although. I've been looking at the tour dates. And the only place within reasonable driving distance that's also on a weekend that I could go to is St. Louis or Kansas City. St. Louis is 13 hours and Kansas City is 11, but St Louis is on a Saturday, which means if I had someplace to stop and crash between Austin and St Louis, I wouldn't have to drive it all at once OR miss any work.

So um. Does anyone live between Austin and St Louis like say: Dallas, Denton, Plano, eastern Oklahoma (does anyone live there??), Little Rock, Memphis, Springfield... or anywhere else that comes reasonably between Texas and Missouri, and would be willing to let me crash the night before and the night of the concert? Y/N?

...is there anyone who wants to go to St Louis with me and see Adam Lambert sing David freaking Bowie??

(Stop judging me. HUSHCATS.)