For the sake of these never-satisfied men and women, we at UTH would like to pay a special tribute to some of those actors who should have stopped two or three shows ago.
Kelsey Grammer
Oh, Mr. Grammer. He managed to have a successful career in the 1980s and 90s with “Cheers," “Frasier,” and “Simpsons” cameos, but now he’s gotten into a worse situation than when Chris Kirkpatrick was asked to share Lance Bass' bed.
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- Location:bedroom
- Mood:
silly - Music:holiday music
Hey, guys :)
Here's the next chapter of Second Best. This story is officially my favorite to write, and I hope you all like it too :) *Hugs* Let me know what you think
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DoS
Title: Second Best
Beta:
tahsha13
Pairing: Kradam, temporary Adam/OMC
Rating: R (possibly higher in places, but this is not primarily pron :P)
Warnings: domestic abuse, violence, angst
Summary: When Adam confesses his feelings to Kris just before the Idol finale, Kris's reaction is not what he'd hoped for. Hurt and rejected, Adam is vulnerable to the advances of a young man who seems to be just what he needs to get over the new American Idol. But all is not as it appears to be, and he ends up in a dangeous situation that he can't escape on his own. Will Kris be able to help him -- and after the way things were left between them, will Adam even be willing to let him?
Previous Chapters here: dreamsofspike.livejournal.com/tag/second
Chapter 10
( “I’m so sorry, Adam. I’m so sorry. Can we… can we just meet somewhere? Will you talk to me? Can you just give me that much?” )
- Mood:
confused
Author:
Pairing: Adam/Kris
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Adam's move to Conway leaves him feeling lost-- but Kris Allen, a fellow classmate, might just turn out to be everything he'd been missing.
Warnings: Boy/boy lovin', homophobia
Wordcount: This part, nearly 2,500.
Disclaimer: These are real people, therefore not mine. This never happened. No money made, please don't sue me.
Notes: This started out in my head as a little high school AU drabble, and grew into this not-so-little story. High school AU, where the boys are magically the same age. Comments=love. I really truly appreciate every comment I recieve. :)
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Part 1
- Mood:
content - Music:Music Again-Adam Lambert
"So what happens from here? Well, as I once thought years ago, while he was inhaling majors, nothing can stop Tiger except a bad marriage. Fred Couples will co-sign on that. Even Earl Woods said as much. Any woman Tiger married would be instantly empowered and yield massive control over his life. Nobody knows what direction husband and wife are headed, but if it goes sour, then Elin might turn into Y.E. Yang. Times two."What the ever loving FUCK?!?! If Tiger doesn't win any more majors, it's his wife's fault for marrying him and then having the utter GALL to expect him not to fuck other women! HOW DARE SHE?!?!
I also heard a woman, A WOMAN, on the radio the other day talking about how his wife shouldn't have gotten upset because of course he's going to cheat, he's rich and powerful and attractive. She was dumb to think a guy like that would be faithful. SO CRAZY! These ladies and their monogamy!
Look, I think whatever consenting adults want to do with their sex lives, as long as it doesn't hurt other people, is fine. If you want to get married and have an open relationship and both parties are okay with that, more power to you, get hot video, whatever. But this idea that it's just expected and okay makes me want to hit people with a golf club myself!
- Mood:
enraged
Hey, guys, here's the next chapter of Collateral Damage, hope you enjoy it :)
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Title: Collateral Damage
Beta:
tahsha13
Rating: R overall; NC-17 this chapter
Pairing: Kradam
Warnings: violence, domestic abuse, drug use
Additional warning: This is based on a prompt that calls for Kris to behave very much out of character. I've tried to provide some explanation for his behavior in this story, and it's presented in a way where it's really NOT his fault, but if the idea of Kris being mean and scary is just offensive to you under ANY circumstances, this MIGHT not be the fic for you :P JSYK
Summary: Kris is tired of being the "Pocket Idol". Feeling insecure about his size and "cuteness", Kris goes to extreme measures to bulk up -- having no idea what the consequences will be for himself, Adam, and their relationship.
Chapter 6
( “I just… I feel like… I don’t know this new guy you’re turning into. I want… the old Kris back. I want my Kris back… you know?” )
Hi, guys, here's the next chapter of Tainted. Hope you like it, let me know what you think :)
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DoS
Title: Tainted
Beta:
tahsha13
Pairing: Kris/Adam FS and possibly more eventually, temporary Kris/OFC
Rating: R
Warnings: non-con(off page), violence, torture
Disclaimer: none of this ever happened and God I hope it never does. Just fiction, and the people in the story are not mine, obviously :P
Summary: Someone wants Adam out of the way, and they'll go to any lengths to make that happen. Can Kris's and Adam's friendship survive this ultimate test?
Previous chapters can be found here: dreamsofspike.livejournal.com/tag/tainte
Chapter 22
( No. No, he wouldn’t. He’s my friend, he’s on my side, he won’t fall for her... But… … what if he does? )
Author:
Fandom: American Idol RPS
Pairing: Kris Allen / Adam Lambert
Rating: R
Beta:
Summary: WIP / AU – Near the end of his time on American Idol, Kris finds a magic lamp that's home to a very special genie named Adam. What will he wish for?
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. Kris and Adam belong only to themselves.
( Link to Previous Chapters )
( Chapter 9 )
Fandom: DARK ANGEL
Pairing: Max/Logan
Length: 3680 words
Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: Rach_L's ff.net profile
Why this must be read: This was the story that got me hooked on fanfiction. A golden oldie. It's an AU wherein Max never escaped Manticore and she's sent on a mission... to kill Logan Cale. The Max in the story is colder then we're used to and the Logan is the same way but you can still see the ones we know. The climax of this story is heartbreaking and unexpected and stays with you for a long, long time.
( (Excerpt) )
- Mood:
blah - Music:Aftermath
HOW DO I LET THESE THINGS HAPPEN???
I'm tempted to drop out and work on my charity fic instead. But I hate dropping out. Uuuuggggghhhh. Take this poll. Tell me what to do.
Poll #1493531 fic-related activities
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 13
Tell me what to do:
Drop out of aiholidaybash![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Dropping out is for quitters and JCs, and you are not a failcats, are you??![]()
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12 (100.0%)
Puppy channel!![]()
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0 (0.0%)
If you answered "drop out", what should I write instead?
Charity fic (sequel to Rescue Blues)![]()
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2 (25.0%)
finish the JuC wedding fic/cake artist AU![]()
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4 (50.0%)
PUPPY CHANNEL!!![]()
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2 (25.0%)
I did manage to sit down last night & watch the season 2 finale of Sons of Anarchy, and holy FUCK, this show. Fucking blew my mind, man. ( Spoilers )
I really also need to start cracking on my Yuletide fics & other Christmas fics before the last minute. What I really need is more hours in the day. *g*
And I just read that my Braves signed Billy Wagner to a 2 year contract. Dude, this is huge. I wonder if this means that we'll let Soriano & Gonzalez go now... I still wish we could keep Adam LaRoche, but I know we're also waiting for Freddy Freeman to be ready, and don't want to lock anyone into a long term deal on first base. Ah, baseball off-season, how I love youru machinations...
- Mood:
accomplished
Characters: Sawyer and Walt
Length: 631 words
Author on LJ:
Author Website: Her journal
Why this must be read: This is a short but very satisfying look at two characters we rarely got to see interact in canon. The characterization of both is pitch-perfect. It’s a great (and amusing) look at how lonely it must be like to be Walt---the only kid in the camp. And having people like Sawyer around doesn’t really help.
Excerpt:
"You know how to play any games?" Walt called after him.
"Not the kind you're thinking of," Sawyer allowed.
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