So here's the part where I admit that I couldn't write some of the prompts you all gave me. Mainly the crossover ones, which for some reason aren't gelling in my brain right now. But if it makes you feel any better, madame_d asked for Adam/JC porn in return for beta-ing 'Wizard Not Included' and I actually have an IDEA for it, so that will be forthcoming, whenever I actually sit down and write it.

But for now, enjoy these drabbles. Warnings: recreational drug use, alcohol, and my weak impression of Neil Lambert, whose awesomeness cannot be properly replicated.

01. coolwhipdiva asked for: "Kris/Adam, Slip & Slide"
( Aside from maybe going to church with Danny or fucking Joan Rivers, this is pretty much the last thing Adam wants to do. )

02. for wutendeskind: Adam/Kris - the night of Adam's (or Kris's) CD release party.
( He's like the slutty girl from Oklahoma who keeps going back to the guy who's no good for her, because apparently, Kris is just a girl who c'aint say no. )

03. iferion requested: "AI8 - Adam - cheerful like a cheerful thing"
( I hate to tell you this, but you cannot pull off a bikini, Lambert, and I seriously doubt your ability to convincingly show Western wear. )

04. _lisalisa_ asked: "Does a conversation between Adam and Neil count?" And I decided that it did.
( Hey, you big gay freak, it's me. Neil. Your awesome and insanely intelligent brother. )

05. leobrat requested: "Something JC/Chris-ish? Maybe? Set circa 2009?"
( Coffee is for closers. )

06. brighton_girl requested: "JuC...maybe a tease of your wedding planner or some happy/sappy stuff."
( Seekrit preview of Wedding AU fic. JC really would make an awesome cake artist. )

07. moonmelody requested: "Adam/Kris, shopping?"
( Plaid is officially banned. )

08. runzu requested: "Justin/Britney - Getting back to together (FO REALZ) 09"
( It's a brave new world, and Bitsy has to follow the rules. )

On Friday, I took some drabbles requests, and today I have actually accomplished something by writing them.

These are rated M for mature, and also for fingering. And some blowjobs.

for wendy who requested Jensen/Jared, Chicagoland, water:

( There's something so intense and insane about standing on the breakers in a storm, just letting the waves crash over them again and again until Jensen can hardly breathe and the only thing keeping him grounded is Jared's arm around his waist and his palm hot against Jared's neck. )

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for txtequilanights who requested Justin/Lance, Justin thinks he's hotter than Lance's boyfriend, and PORN.

( 'You're way hotter than everyone I know named Pablo,' Joey confirms. He pauses for a long moment. 'Also, I'm straight, and I have naturally conceived loin product to prove it.' )

Yesterday I wrote drabbles to celebrate the turning old(er) of Justin Timberlake, who would probably be totally freaked out by the idea that people might celebrate his birthday by writing about him having sex with various bandmates, his friends, and actors from the CW. He would probably also want you to know that he does not watch Supernatural, he only has a very tiny crush on Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and, um, fur kills.


Justin, Nick Carter | Nick is happy, and not semi-retarded

( No rapper would ever admit to respecting Nick Carter. So. Yeah. )

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Justin/Jensen/Jared | karaoke | adult

( He has dimples. It's kind of adorable. But also, hot. Justin wonders if the dimples come out when he sucks dick. )

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Justin/JC | random bondage | JC is not obedient | adult

( It's the most excruciating, teasing, annoying fuck of Justin's life. He really wants to come. )

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Trace/JC | Justin finds a surprise in his dressing room | adult

( Ten years in a band together and Justin's never seen JC's dick before now. Before his best friend since birth decided to go ahead and suck it. This is so fucked up. )

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Justin meets Mayhem, part 1 | or, why Paris Hilton is a big whore

( Who fucks a semi-retarded guy's girlfriend? Like, what kind of person does that? It's just not cool. )

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Justin watches Supernatural | Everyone thinks Jared and Jensen are doing it

( 'Brothers were never so gay for each other!!!' The words 'so gay' are underlined. Twice. )

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Justin worries about Lance, accidentally likes Fall Out Boy | vaguely lambs | schmoopy

( Justin's starting to fucking hate myspace, he can't deal with the internet at all and Lance has become, like, some sort of internet whore, but now he can't stop thinking about it, either. )

It's Justin's birthday today! La Timberlake joins the ranks of us 26-year-olds and is officially in his late 20s now. Wahahaha. To celebrate, tonight emmagrant01 and I are going to Love Bites, a power ballads sing along at the Alamo Drafthouse. And having tapas, which I have never had before.

So, in honor of JuJu's birthday, and because my bosses are gone and otherwise I'd just be trying to decide if the new Catherine Coulter is a romance or a suspense (sometimes the Library of Congress is NO HELP), I'll take drabble requests.

Give me a pairing and a prompt. Everything will be written from Justin's point of view, unless it's ABOUT Justin. So, if you want Jensen/Jared, that's fine, but I'll be writing it from Justin's POV. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Excellent. Now.... GO!

I seem to fixated on blowjobs today. Forgive me.

For emmagrant01: Anderson Cooper/Neil Patrick Harris

( That might have something to do with all the times they exchanged blowjobs, though. )

For northernsky_: J2

( Jensen really likes pancakes. And blowjobs. And voting. )

For amberlynne: Anderson Cooper/Jared Padalecki:

( Jared really loves Anderson Cooper. No, I mean, REALLY loves him. )

For wendy: Sam/Dean

( I hate you all for making me write Wincest. I feel dirty. Like Sam. )

For inspiredlife: Justin/Lance (this takes place during the 2000 election, fyi)

( Justin and Lance make a bet, and JC wants to have sex with aliens. So, a pretty typical day on the bus, really. )

And also. OMG. OMG!!! Credit for this news goes to anasuede BUT Britney and K-Fed are getting divorced!!! *dances* Not that this diminishes my completely undeserved love for K-Fed (she calls me daddy but I ain't her father!) but this also means that Britney's comeback of Awesome is upon us!!!

YAY!!! *deep breaths.* I'm okay, really. Just CRAZY.

I just have to point out that y'all are insane. Part one of the crack drabbles.

Various Drabbles in the Key of C(rack)

Fandoms: CWRPS, popslash, SPN, and every crossover in between
Ratings: Sex, drugs, and POP
Comments: Y'all are insane. Some of these are from the Project Mayhem 'Verse, ie Dirty Pop: The Worst Case Scenario Guide to Surviving A Boy Band, and if you haven't read that, these won't make sense. Possibly that is a good thing.
Further comments: The Chad/Justin dance off bandana battle of doom is all madame_d's fault. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

( The twelfth rule of being in a boy band is: never get involved in a dance off when magical artifacts are at stake. No, never get involved in a dance off, ever. )

Y'all are on crack, just in case you didn't realize that before. I want to preface this by saying that I didn't come up with the pairings. It's all on you. Also, I took a nap at 7pm last night and didn't wake up until my alarm went off this morning. SCORE. So this is me, on 12 hours of sleep, completely awake, and there are pizza rolls in the oven! Anyway, drabbles.

Crowley | blood and feathers | for chreik

( So you'd think what with him being a demon and all… )

Justin/JC | seedy motel | for anasuede

( He's pretty sure that Justin does it on purpose, just because he knows how much JC hates places like this, all sordid and dirty, and not in a sexy-dirty way, but in an actual dirty way, with like, dust and grime and germs and once he found a used condom stuck between the pages of the phone book when he tried to order pizza, which pretty much traumatized him for life. )

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Jensen/Jesse Spencer | for babyofthegroup

( Jensen doesn't watch tv. )

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Jensen/Jared | the sea | for lazy_daze

( When Jensen told him they were going to spend the day by the sea, Jared didn't quite imagine this. )

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Mel Gibson/Britney Spears | for scottmpriz

( Britney is a good girl. No, seriously. )

And I was supposed to write danxsunday/cucumber, but then I just couldn't, so um. Sorry. Maybe inspiration will strike later. But for now, pizza rolls!

Drabbles written by request from yesterday! Lots of RPS, some Supernatural, some other randomness. PG-NC-17 so you know, beware of that if you're like, innocent and stuff and for some reason came to my journal without the understanding that I am a giant pervert.

For lazy_daze:

( rps | jared/chad | 404 words )

For babyofthegroup:

( from interests: dean and sam | supernatural | harry potter | 281 words )

for estralla30:

( from her interests: battlestar galactica/supernatural | texas hold 'em | 588 words | seriously lame, sorry man )

For danxsunday:

( rps | jared/jensen | you probably couldn't see for the lights but you were staring straight at me | 528 words )

For exsequar:

( rps | jensen/chris | smoke | 242 words )

For queenofallstart:

( from her interests: rpf | katee sackoff/corona light/hot blonde chicks | 235 words )

For without_me:

( rps | chris/jensen | cup | 186 words )

For scottmpriz (who is insane):

( Hitler/Stalin | 197 words )

For baleheadedbabe:

( from her interests: ewan mcgregor/jude law | 281 words )

For geneli4:

( smallville/angel | lex/lindsey | where you are | 267 )

For chriek:

( veronica mars | wallace/logan | pudding | 287 words )

Hey, you know what really sucks? When you wake up at 6am to get to work by 7 so you can sign in a volunteer group only to have that group not show up. And then when you call the group to find out why they're not there after donating $3000 to come out, they tell you they thought it started at noon. Well. Fuck that. If it started at noon, I wouldn't be so tired and cranky from waking up at 6am to come greet their no-show asses.

Grrrr. Arg.

But on the other hand, yesterday was a good day for me. I wrote drabbles for you guys, and posted my fantasy fest piece, and so far no one has gotten angry at me for not being able to take slavefic seriously. Any day that I don't cause fandom wank is a good day, right? And then scottmpriz arrived with deep-dish Chicago style pizza in tow, and on Big Brother, Janelle won HoH and nominted Maggie and what's her name for elliminaton. Bye-bye, bitches!

And speaking of those 1-10 line drabbles I wrote yesterday, here they are in easily-accessible form:

( Bill/Monica, Hayden/Peter Sarsgaard/Chloe Sevigny, Jerry Lee/Myra Gale, Woody Allen/Myra Breckinridge, and much more. Y'all made the weirdest requests ever. I love you. )

I'll take more requests from those of you who missed it yesterday. Give me a pairing (any fandom I know, any RPS, etc) and I'll write you 1-10 sentences of a fic. Because I'm awesome.

I wrote drabbles for people! Er. They're a bit weird. I'm in sort of a weird mood tonight. I blame anise_anise. Yes. All her fault.

Drabble #1 for djin7:

( Slasher's First Snarry | 371 Words | Harry/Snape | R )

Drabble #2 for danxsunday:

( Make It Up | Sirius/Remus | 500 Words | Adult )


Drabble #3 for anise_anise:

( Australian Invasion | 402 Words | RPS, er, sort of | Adult (very) )

Er. So that's it. Hope you liked them. Like I said, weird mood. And er. *hides*