The other day I offered ficlets for that alphabet meme thing, and a lot of you took me up on it! So here they are, in an easy-to-read form. There are still a few letters left but I think I'm pretty safe in saying that I have fulfilled all requests!

( B: is for boyfriends, Justin/JC (popslash), for brighton_girl )

( C: is for candy, Jensen/Jared (cw rpf) for wendy )

( D: is for drag, Ryan/Sharpay (hsm) for balefully )

( F: is for frenetic, JC/Chris (popslash) for sylum_tru )

( H: is for hands, Jared/Jensen (cw rpf) for popmusicjunkie )

( I: is for invidious, Harry/Draco (HP), for ccmom )

( K: is for King, JoeJo/Zefron (teerlove) for lerah99 )

( M: is for Magic Ron Weasley/Nick Jonas (HP/JoBros) for musicboxgirl )

( O: is for ocean, Chris/Lance (popslash) for why_me_why_not )

( P: is for picture, Joey/Britney (pop) for leobrat )

( Q: is for Quiff, K-Jo/Zefron (teerlove) for th_esaurus )

( R: is for records, JC/Chris (popslash) for musiclover03 )

( S: is for Sleep, JuC (popslash) for wutendeskind )

( T: is for truth, JuC (popslash) for brighton_girl )

( U: is for uninvited, Chuck/Dan (gossip girl) for seedyapartment )

( V: is for vindicated, Ashley Tisdale/Britney, (teerlove) for call_me_loca )

( W: is for water, Chad/Ryan (HSM) for lazy_daze )

( X: is for x-ray, Joey/Lance (popslash) for kira_j )

( Y: is for yo, Justin/Britney (popslash) for llamabitchyo )

So today was very busy, and I was writing ficlets and doing actual work and it all went by so fast that I somehow forgot to check my flist. I KNOW. I will be doing so soon, like as soon as I can figure out why my computer clock keeps turning itself back an hour, but for now, I was just reading Jacob's American Idol recap and I needed to share some thoughts with you.

Last night on American Idol, David Archuleta performed. I do not like the Arch, I do not like him, wil.i.am. As I was watching his stupid fish lips sing this terrible song that is so much worse than the song JC wrote for him which is actually pretty good, I couldn't help but wonder how anyone likes that guy. And I know some of you do, and I don't look down on you or anything (I mean, I like JoBros and freaking Miley Cyrus, so there is no looking down going on here--at least the Arch can sing...), but his entire appeal baffles me. As usual, Jacob explained it to me. (And please don't use this as your opportunity to bash Jacob, as he is my friend in actual "real life" and it's his job to analyze these things for our entertainment, so no hateration in this holleration, please):

I also never really thought there would be David Archuleta again, either. But there he is. He sings some song about how if you scream loud enough at the Jonas or Archuleta or whatever concert, he will see you and take you backstage and then the two of you will get comfortable, turn the lights down, light some candles, and pray so fucking hard you'll be walking funny for a week.

( I don't get the Edward Cullen/Jonas Brothers thing at all, I don't like it. )

I've been thinking about this since my sudden love for the Jonas Brothers hit last week. I know I don't have very many JoBros fans on my flist, but maybe you guys can help me out. It seems like there's a lack in the fandom. A lack of cohesion. There are Zefron fans and JoBros fans and Miley fans and Selena fans, and that's so weird to me because it seems like that's one big Disney fandom. We used to call it teerlove. As in Mousketeers. I know these people aren't *technically* mice, but they're definitely from the House of Mouse and teerlove is such a great word.

So my question is, does there exist a fic community for teerlove? Because I really want there to be one. And I want it to embrace all Mice and their fictional counterparts, from Justin to Miley to Ryan Gosling to Wipeout to Hannah Montana.

Yes? No? Should I create a teerlove community, or am I on crack as usual? If I created it, would someone please write me Wipeout/Shane Gray fic?

I just thought you all should know that my birthday is in one month on May 5. Just in case you wanted to write me some fic. Especially if you want to write me some JoBros fic.

( This one is my favorite. Please to be writing me something awesome about him. )

So I am having this issue, wherein I am really starting to have this disturbing love/hate relationship with, um. The Jonas Brothers. This is bad because it's not often that I am ashamed of my fandom inclinations, but. It's the JoBros and thus, inherently embarrassing.

I mean, okay. I still hate them for not being able to sing or dance, and hence being a really shitty boyband. I still hate Kevin and think he is stupid looking. I still hate the whole retarded virgin/purity ring bullshit, because we all know that baby JoBro at least had sex with Miley. I mean, she sent him sexy pictures that were subsequently leaked by that hacker, so clearly, they've done it.

(And I'm sorry, there's no WAY that JoeJo is a virgin. At least his ass is not virginal. That boy is too pretty to be straight.)

But the most embarrassing part? I am starting to find baby JoBro pretty. I need to be saved, I think. This is what happens when Chasez refuses to put out new music--I end up liking shitty, embarrassing crap like the Jonas Brothers. Chasez, can't you see the pain I am enduring because of you?

Anyway, so this post isn't a complete waste of everyone's time, I made a mix.

download: [britc2: it was supposed to be an 80s theme]

( Track listing. In case you don't want to be surprised. I mean, this is MY taste in music, soooo. )