As promised, Mannequin fic! I've been neglecting the CW side of things, so I thought I'd remedy that.

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Part 4: The Case of the Missing Mannequin

Fandom: cw rps
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Disclaimer: Only happens in my dreams. Literally.
Comments: Part 4 of the Mannequin AU, a continuing saga of mall (un)life. Previous parts are here.

( It's not Jensen's fault the Mannequin is so undeniably hot. It's like, actually pretty artistic of him to be able to appreciate such a work of beauty. Or something. )

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Part 3: The Dickless Wonder

Fandoms: popslash, cwrps
Rating: Adult themes
Comments: For those of you who are late to the game, this is part of the mannequin AU. Jared and JC and Justin and... probably some others eventually, are mannequins in a shopping mall.

Last week, ladyvyola wrote this amazing poem that we will pretend Jared wrote. It's pretty much the best thing EVER:

Ode to the Most Beautiful Boy in the World

Your eyes gleam like the LED
in the security gates just inside Macy's

Your lips shine like the SmashBox
knock-off gloss at the atrium kiosk

Your skin glows like the froth
in my half-caff double-shot hazelnut extra-whip mochachino latte

Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick

( JC thinks that there are actually worse things than Back to School weekend. Like having to live life as a dickless wonder. )

First off, a little story. My roommate and I went shopping yesterday at the mall. She was looking for a dress for a wedding she's attending in October, and this weekend in Texas was a Tax-Free weekend, in which there's no sales tax for some reason. Texas is weird. Anyway, so we're at the mall, and we walk by Express, and I happened to look at the mannequins in the windows, only to notice that, holy shit, those are the freakiest mannequins in the world! So you know how some mannequins have no heads, and some are normal, headified mannequins, and some just have blob heads with no faces? These had HALF HEADS. Like, the lower half of their heads only. Basically from the mouth-jaw down. It was so incredibly fucked up. Anyway.

The second thing I want to point out is that banishedfaith made this FAB banner!:



How awesome is that?

Thirdly, more fic. Jared this time!

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Part 2: Tales from the Food Court

Fandom: cw rps, popslash
Disclaimer: Not real. Jesus is magic, etc, etc.
Comments: Part of the Mannequin AU. All parts are right here. Enjoy!

( Jared comes alive at night. )

Hello everyone, happy Monday! So. I've been planning this little series for a quite a while and I've finally decided to start it. I'm going to post it weekly on Mondays, I think, and I don't have a plan for it aside from, I'll write some stuff and post it, and hopefully you all will be amused and delighted.

What is it, you ask? Ah. Well. So, remember these pictures of JC:



in which he looks like a mannequin? Well. It gave me this idea to write an AU where JC and Jared (as in Padalecki, YES) are mannequins in a mall, and at night they come alive and meet for coffee in the food court and lament about how they're in love with their shop managers and how hard life is as a mannequin.

What? It makes total sense! Anyway, so here's part 1, and I will be posting these as a series of ficlets because I don't feel like taking this seriously and writing it as a whole big thing. I mean, it's about MANNEQUINS, it's not going to be a serious endeavor. Enjoy!

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Part 1: My So-Called Life

( Life as a mannequin isn't nearly as boring as you'd assume, but sometimes JC thinks it's a lot sadder than anyone would ever suspect, especially when you're in love with someone who doesn't even know you're alive. Literally. )