Okay y'all. The fic exchange I was running is finally over, and the Old 97s new live album is so inspiring that I had to write the coda to the Jared and Jensen Do the Old 97s Mix. So here it is. Pretty much just straight porn. Thanks to danxsunday for reading it over for me, and to all y'all who've been reading the series and being nice to me about it. This is all for you, bitches. Based on the songs "Wish the Worst" and "Won't Be Home" because I am totally pwned by Rhett Miller.

And the Very First Song that the Radio Sang Was I Won't Be Home No More

WB RPS
Jensen/Jared/Chris
Rating: 18+
The coda to the Old 97s Mix, which can be found right here.

( Jared calls Chris next, and leaves a long, rambling message that may or may not involve death threats and several reminders of how much taller and stronger Jared is than Chris, and how he could totally kick Chris's ass if he goes anywhere near Jensen's mouth with his dick again. Or anywhere near any part of Jensen with his dick, because all Jensen's parts belong to Jared, end of story, amen brother. )

So here it is y'all. The END. The last bit of The Jared and Jensen Do the Old 97s Mix, which may or may not end up having a coda with, you know, lots of sex, because really, there can never be enough sex. Thanks to everyone who has commented and insisted I write more, and to danxsunday for being my sounding board and totally getting hooked on Supernatural because Jensen, he is so pretty.

And the Cherry Burns the Corner of the Page That Says 'The End'

Supernatural/WB RPS
Jensen/Christian, Jensen/Jared
Rating: 18+
Disclaimer: If I owned them, do you really think they'd be fucking each other? Wait, don't answer that.
This is part 4. The rest can be found right here

( Which is how Jensen ends up with Christian Kane's dick in his mouth and the gear shift bruising his ribs as Chris swears a blue streak above him, trying to do things like steer and shift and break and not crash into oncoming traffic because Jensen's mouth is fucking made for cocksucking, it's a god-given talent that is simply undeniable. )

Some blowjob porn for danxsunday who requested: cocksucking, Jensen, and the following lines: You can pour your heart out around 3 o clock / When the 2 for 1’s undone the writer's block. So here it is. In my mind, Christian Kane swears. A lot.

Pour Your (Something) Out

WB RPS
Jensen Ackles/Christian Kane
Rating: blowjob
Disclaimer: They own themselves. Or maybe the WB does.

( Chris never before considered himself a proprietary man forsaking all others, but if there's one thing he knows, it's that Jensen's ass is (for the moment) completely his, and he's not going to let some Canadian hussy make grabby hands at it. )

Okay, part 3 of the Jared and Jensen Do the Old 97s Remix of DOOOOM. I think there will be one more part after this, and then, the END. I have to warn you all that after American Idol Tuesday night, I have been listening to country pretty much non-stop. And then my boss made me cry today, so um. That's just where I'm coming from.

Working on a Broken Man (You're A Daisy If You Do)

Supernatural RPS
Jared/OC, Jensen/Chris, Jensen/Jared
Rating: R
Warnings: Lots of angst and swearing
Disclaimer: I don't own them. But wouldn't it be awesome if I did?

( Texas means tequila shots and buying tacos from the back of someone's pick up. Blue skies and white heat, air so humid you feel like you're drowning just to step outside. Sweet tea and bar-b-que and watching the heat lightening nights from the back porch. There are cities in Texas but everyone's country, and to Jensen, it's home. Too bad he fucking hates it here. )

The saga continues. This being part two of what I am calling in my head, 'The Jensen and Jared Do the Old 97's Mix,' mainly because Rhett Miller is hot and from certain angles sort of looks like Jared if you squint. Maybe later there will be a sountrack, although if I get that dorky, I'm probably doomed. I should also note that this gets sort of, well, insanely insane at the end. Allison Mack is involved, it's a whole thing.

Corner of Sixth and How to Forget

Jensen/Chris, Jensen/Jared
SPN/RPS
Rating: 18+
Disclaimer: I really don't own them, but if I did, this is what they'd be doing, but for my amusement.
Part 1 is right here.

( Which is how Jensen ends up on his knees in the filthiest bathroom known to god and man with Christian Kane's dick in his mouth. )

Look. This isn't my fault, okay? This is all ethrosdemon and stone_princess's fault for writing it in the first place and making me think about it and then posting pictures of Jensen Ackles until I was forced to watch the show and love the RPS. I don't feel guilty. Not at all.

Cast of Characters:
+Jensen Ackles as himself, or at least the way I decided he should be in my mind, but mainly what you want to think on is that he looks like this and is beautiful and has green eyes, omg.
+Jared Padelecki as himself, but more like a robot in denial. We all know Jared from 'Gilmore Girls' as Dean, which is confusing because on his new show his brother's name is Dean... yeah
+Christian Kane as a rock n roll sex god, who we will all remember as Lyndsay from 'Angel'. He has a band called Kane.

Embrace the RPS y'all. At least they're pretty. Thanks to danxsunday for looking this over for me and pretending he was amused.



Stuart Ransom Miller: Serial Lady Killer

RPS
Jensen/Jared, Jensen/Christian, Jensen/booze/drugs
Rated R
Summary: Chris and Jensen do Austin South by Southwest, with pictures

( Which is how Jensen finds himself on stage at Elysium, high out of his fucking mind, sharing the mic with Chris and singing 'Free Bird' like he really fucking means it. )